Small Paws: Believe It or Not!

Ah, the times they are a-changing. Nowadays, we're bombarded

with information from our phones, computers, and TVs--
and the internet provides

a lot of misinformation (*cough* wikipedia *cough*).
Well, we at Small Paws

want to assist you, our ardent admirers, in separating fact from fiction

when it comes to our furry friends.
Sit back, relax, and learn ;)

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MYTH: Rain equals misery for small dogs.

TRUTH:  Pffft. Rain-shmain. Snuggles is ready for any rain that might come her way.

Snuggles: 1; Mother Nature: 0.

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MYTH: We've heard it so many times: girls are cruel (Mean Girls, anyone?)

FACT: Best Female Friends Molly, Mika, and Ruby console Dawson,

after her bf Andy was late for their date.

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MYTH: Dogs are cool with gross things, like farting.

FACT: Wrong again, folks. Dawson, Mika and Lexy

grimace after Boo let one rip. Oops!

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MYTH: Dogs don't get their "lulz" on for photos because

they don't have facebook accounts that need wacky profile pics.

FACT: There's Dogbook - dogs need social networks, too -

and Dawson & Mika ham it up for the camera. Looking good, girls!

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MYTH: Dogs don't have fashion trends.

FACT: Hailey & Molly rock the latest trend in canine couture--

pink bandannas!

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MYTH: Only that weird kid from Sixth Sense can see dead people--not dogs.

FACT: Well, Molly looks like she just saw a ghost. In your face,

Haley Joel Osmont.

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MYTH: Accounting is only a pain for people.

FACT: The pain of mathematics transcends the species barrier.

Winston stresses over his totals, while Molly & Hailey point out that

he forgot to carry the one. Yeesh.

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MYTH: First Aid is only for lifeguards and dreamy firefighters.

FACT: There is such a thing as Canine First Aid--check out

Rocco monitoring Pickles' heart rate.

p.s. We at Small Paws have our Canine First Aid, too!

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MYTH: Artistic ambition exists only in art schools and Europe.

FACT: Dogs have it, too! Eva dreams of her next big film.

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MYTH: Dogs should share a phone and a monthly plan to save on cash.

FACT: That's not a good idea, unless you want to spend your time

arguing over who to call ("Ghostbusters!" - Andy.

"No way. Pizza delivery." - Eva.)

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MYTH: Dogs never sit still for photos.

FACT: Well, actually, it's true. Except at Small Paws.

We're that good ;)

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 Who Hungry..?

Hailey: All
Molly: Some
Dawson: Half
Rocco: Needs Food
Pickles: All
Eva: Most
Andy: All
Karmel: Not today