And I quote: This is how we do it.

...So said Montell Jordan in his internationally-renowned hit of 1995, aptly titled "This Is How We Do It." Your ever-busy and socially enterprising Dog Blogger #2 has been brushing up on her mid-90s hip-hop/R&B as her appearance at a "90s Gangsta-themed BBQ" is required next month. And I was listening to the sage words of Montell Jordan, I thought: the world - my internet disciples and devotees - need to know how we do things at Small Paws (other than, well, very amazingly, because that's a given, really). Observe. Learn. Enjoy, my dears. 

ps. Seriously? Rain again?! Is SPRING CANCELLED THIS YEAR? Did I miss that memo? Yeesh. This weather is good for no one other than my fair-skinned ginger friend and mallards. 

-Dog Blogger #2 out

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This? This is how you smile like a T-REX, son!

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This? This is how you rest after playing your face off all morning. 

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This? This is how you keeps it real.

...By wearing a Thug LIFE shirt. Obviously. 

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This? This is how you make friends

...when you're just a wee little thing, clamber atop something and introduce yourself to the tall and towering beings in the world :)

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This? This is how you lay claim to an entire bed for your own bad-ass self

...channel your inner linebacker. You go, girl. 

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This? This is how you pick and choose your moments to enter the fray.

...you watch from on-high. Like Mufasa surveying your kingdom. This is your Pride Rock :P

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This? This is how you lounge. 

...naturally, in a plush, crimson shag, stretched out like beautiful beast you are :)

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This? This is how you make Mico happy. 

...it's really all about the right ear massage. 

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This? This is how you stay warm with style

...plus, you have to co-ordinate with your smashing sis ;)

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This? This is how you stay dry and elicit cuddle time from everyone you meet. 

...because what is cuter than this? For serious.

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This? This is how you show yo' swagga after a day at the SPAW.

...chest out, head high. Boom. Done. 

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This? This is how you know your doggie daycare is awesomesauce. 

...if they can't get thirty-something dogs to sit and stay for a photo, I wouldn't trust 'em. Just my own humble opinion. 

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Lunch Time

Rose: All

Cody: Half

Yogi: All

Hugo: All

Vinny: All

Maddy: All

Max: All

Ace: All

Murfy: All

Ruby: All

MaltiMax: All

Sebastian: No

Chix: All

Heidi: All

Small Paws Doggie Daycare and Grooming is at 491 Sperling Ave in Burnaby (Metro Vancouver), at the corner of Hastings St. For more info, visit www.SmallPaws.ca or call 778-370-0456.