When You Wish Upon (Several) Stars...

Ahoy readers, bloggers, dog-worshippers, and those bored at work (thank goodness your boss only blocked facebook, eh?)! It's a sunny, crisp day, and we've had some clear skies at night and after doing some star-gazing, I made a few wishes for dog owners everywhere.

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I wish...that dogs could Dog Whisper themselves.

Wouldn't it be great if they came Cesarified? They could start by reading his mag, like Emmi, Frodo, and Tuka.

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I wish...that there was an automatic ball-throwing machine

..because there are days (and dogs, like Katie :) that definitely require one ;)

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I wish...that dogs could feed themselves

...because without us to feed them, they'd resort to cannibalism (hey, it's a dog-eat-dog world, right? I don't think Scooby, Dawson, and Peanut think much of that idea, though :)

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I wish..that dogs could make my morning coffee 

...before they insist upon their morning walk :)

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I wish... that dogs would brush their teeth

...particularly before kissing me :D 

I'm just kidding; there's nothing better than puppy kisses, Marley! ;)

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I wish... dogs could make dinner.

And sorry, Rico & Olive, but fried salt does not count.

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I wish... that dogs could fix things.

You know, as opposed to their other talent--BREAKING things. 

(Max and Hugo think about how they're going to make the gazebo I asked for)

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I wish... that dogs could make me look as cute as Zuzu

...and pick out my wardrobe for me. 

(Wait, I take that back. They're partially colour-blind)

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I wish...that dogs could find friends while I'm at work and play, play, play and come home dawg-tired

...but they can't. So they come to daycare, like Molly and Cody ;)

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I wish...that dogs could show me how to have lashes like these

...because, Heidi, yours are gorgeous. You go, girl.

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I wish...that dogs could sit still and behave for a photo

Wait--they already do. Alright, I want that wish back. Just send me Gerard Butler instead ;)

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Feed me Please : )

Olive: All
Hugo: All
Scooby: All
Daswon: All
Rose: All
Max: All
Andy: All
Ozzy: All
Heidi: All
Cody: All


Small Paws Doggie Daycare and Grooming is at 491 Sperling Ave in Burnaby (Metro Vancouver), at the corner of Hastings St. For more info, visit www.SmallPaws.ca or call 778-370-0456.